Okay, men. We know you can grow it, ALL over your body. In fact, we know you can’t avoid growing it, even if you wanted to, which apparently, some of you don’t. Want to NOT. Grow it, that is. And honestly, we’re cool with that. Especially in the winter. In a tent. When we may die of hypothermia.
I may catch hell from a few of you furries out there (Like dudes are actually reading my blog!) But let me just clear up one thing for you hairy beasts. When it comes to dirty, scraggly lunch-is-still-in-there beards… we girls just aren’t havin’ it.
If a beard like that can take Brad Pitt from this:

to, well, THIS:

Then the rest of you fellas must recognize the yuk factor it can have on YOU.
To put it bluntly, too much of a good thing (scruff = sexy) can take you from hotly testosterone-y to full-on Jesus in about 2 centimeters. It’s a thin line, dude. Keep it down to stubbly hotness and you’re good to go.



Let it run amok any further, and you’re heading into Big Foot territory without a tent-mate.


Word for the day: Manscaping. Do it.